we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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