your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
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I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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