Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
if only i could text you this smell
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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