Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
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Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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