That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
