It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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