so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
No subtext here. People are naked.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
the raccoons are back...
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