good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
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You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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