i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
and technically it was a rebound
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.