YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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