Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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