she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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