I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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