Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I want to be your penis for a week.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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