My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Come see our sink grown plant.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
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The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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