Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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