Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
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yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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