There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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