I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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