I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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