New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
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She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
how does that bad decision feel?
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