Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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