What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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