It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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