Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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