she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I checked into jail on foursquare
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
