She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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