Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
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so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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