can we get nightvision for the apartment?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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