threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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