What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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