Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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