I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Randomize
