This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Randomize
