I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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