$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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