one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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