apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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