Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
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Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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