Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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