hell yes lets make some ravioli
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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