Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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