did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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