But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
How's work?
Spinning.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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