Responsibility does not care about your dick.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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