Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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