He is such a slut. More and more my type.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
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are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
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When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
How external is "for external use only"?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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