I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
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then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
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Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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