Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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