Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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