East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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