Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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