i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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