Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
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I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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