vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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